rum is the reason

i heard davey crockett had a pint in his pocket, good whiskey at the alamo, now that pancho villia had a jug of tequila when he walked the streets of old mexico, while blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season, he didn't quit because of a girl, yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world, while russia was brawling, i bet that old stalin was calling for a vodka martina, while the world waited in fear, old hitler drank beer from a stein, eating sauerkraut and weenies, yeah, down through the ages, they couldn't drink their diamonds and pearls, no, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world, i ain't getting much done but i'm having fun sailing on the deep blue sea, my whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me, my catch of the day is a tall cuba libra chased down with a 12 oz curl, yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world, i ain't getting much done but i'm having fun sailing on the deep blue sea, my whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me, my catch of the day is a tall cuba libra chased down with a 12 oz curl, yeah, rum is the reason i guess. hey, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world, take it home coral reefers, haha. yeah