institutionalized 2014
yo i came home from work the other day, i was tired, i just wanted to sit back in my big chair, and play a little xbox, you know, relax a little, then my wife comes in, she starts telling me, i play too much xbox, i said what the fuck do you mean, this is just how i relax, can i just play a little xbox, then she says, i saw on oprah today, that guys who play video games, don't love their wives, i'm like motherfucking bitch, fuck oprah, i don't give a fuck, i wanna play my video games, i don't give a fuck about oprah, oprah ain't got no man, you better worry about your motherfucking self, i just wanna kill some motherfuckers on xbox, she said, you seem like you have a anger problem, maybe you need some help, i'm like, bitch call the police now, gonna be institutionalized, you'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes, you won't have any say, they'll brainwash you until you see they way, i'm not crazy - institution, you're the one that's crazy -institution, you're driving me crazy - institution, they put me in a institution, said it was the only solution, to give me the professional help, to save from the enemy myself, the other day i go on the internet, i'm just trying to check my email, so put in my password, it says i have an invalid password, i know my fuckin' password, so then it says go to customer service, so i get on customer service, i start talking to this dude, this motherfucker sounds like he's from india or some shit, he says to me, whats your first dogs name, i don't know what my fuckin' first dogs name was, what the fucks the matter wit you, i just want my password, gimme my fuckin' password, so then he ends up giving me my password, and he says, your password has been sent to your email address, i'm like i cant get in my email address, what about cant get in my email address do you not understand motherfucker, he says oh my god, it seems like you have an anger problem, you should have that checked out, i'm not crazy - institution, you're the one that's crazy -institution, you're driving me crazy - institution, they put me in a institution, said it was the only solution, to give me the professional help, to save from the enemy myself, the other day i'm just sittin' alone, on lunch break at my job, trying to eat a ham sandwich, got little potato chips on the side, little koo-aid, this motherfucker walks up to me and says, are you gonna eat that, like yeah i'm gonna eat that, what the fuck you think i'm gonna do, shove it up your ass, do you understand that that pork can kill you, look motherfucker, pork is not gonna kill me, unless they figure a way, to shoot it out of a fucking gun, but i might kill you, if you keep fuckin' with me, he says hey calm down, i'm a vegan, fuck a vegan, i could give a fuck if you eat sawdust motherfucker, just step away from my fucking sandwich, he said do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid, i said do you realize how much blood is in a human body, do you wanna see it motherfucker, oh my god, you need therapy, you have an anger problem, ahhhhhhh, i'm not crazy - institution, you're the one that's crazy -institution, you're driving me crazy - institution, they put me in a institution, said it was the only solution, to give me the professional help, to save from the enemy myself, suicidal
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