tiger king

seth sentry, super cool tree house: episode one, whoop, hello, good morning, welcome y'all to the show, i'm joe exotic, i strapped a dynamite stick to my last rolex before i shot it, bro, i'm just killing time, you know i got it, i'm just feeling fine and smoking chronic, yeah, my weed clouds have got a silver lining, i got leopards in my pen, so try connect the dots, 'cause every metaphor has got a fucking set of claws, but, rest assured i got some albums in the record stores, i saw a tiger and the tiger saw the best there was, i'm kind of busy putting sequins on my leather shorts, so grab a slice of pizza from the dumpster, i got extra sauce, heard a rumour that doc antle just got cancelled, in an odd scandal with hot candles and mop handles, do not gamble with the rest, you want the real guy, airing once a week on the internet worldwide, "where does your tv show air?", "on the internet worldwide", " we're gonna make okay?", "woo", okay, leather chaps, dyed mullet and a silk shirt, woo!, making paper, tiger, like i'm bill burr, woo!, fuck carroll baskin, what a real jerk, tryna dig dirt up on your man but, yo, she killed hers, well try pissing someone else off, 'fore i go and put a bunch of snakes inside your mailbox, sold a couple tiger cubs so i could post the bail bond, spent some time in jail, dopest hair inside the cell block, i'll pull up like a bull inside of china store, shoot a bunch of dynamite so i can watch the fireball, i've been playing tekken lately just so i can fight the law, this guy is the only other tiger king that i support, but rap is not as dangerous as this job, here you try to touch the bars and get your arms ripped off, so now i gotta go and tell the people in the gift shop, but first i need to change into my bomber jacket, drip god, "ladies and gentleman, before you hear it on the news i'm going to tell myself. about an hour ago we had an incident where one of the employees stuck their arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off. i can give you your money back or i can give you a rain check."