karma is a female dog

well, i tried to write an honest song, about lyin' and gettin' cheated on, and i'll keep it clean cause mama taught me right, still some of us here in this world, are too polite and nice'a girls, to say the dapper things here on my mind, like how he left me like a fool, and that he used a dirty garden tool, and i was just so in love with that richard-head, so everybody sing along, cause karma's a female dog, well, karma, one day's gonna haunt ya, and i wanna see it bite ya, on your behind, so everybody that's been done wrong, well come on and sing along, cause karma's a female dog, well, i'll never say this to his face, i'll just go write it on myspace, and pray that it's a hit on radio, but i thought all you girls should know, that he's a no good donkey hole, and i'm gonna do what he did done to me, that piece that starts with an "s" and ends with a "hit", how did he inspire this family fun and cuss free therapy, for everybody to sing along, cause karma's a female dog, well it don't matter anymore, cause my fine behind has hit the door, the same one someone else is chasin' now, and he'll come runnin' back so fast, and i'll tell him to kiss my, and ask me if i really ever cared, and he'll be sayin, karma, one day's gonna haunt ya, and i wanna see it bite ya right on your, back-stabbin', no good cheatin', left me cryin' with your leavin', l-l-lyin' when you said you were really good in be--, everybody that's been done wrong, well come on and sing along, cause karma's a female dog, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, yeah, karma's a female dog