my band

i don't know dude, i think everybody's all jealous and shit 'cause i'm like the lead singer of a band dude, and i think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude, and they need to take it up with me after the show, because, these chicks don't even know the name of my band, but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands, 'cause once i blow they know that i'll be the man, all because i'm the lead singer of my band, so i get off stage right drop the mic, walk up to these hot chicks and i'm all like, "what's up, ladies? my name's slim shady, i'm the lead singer in d12 baby", they're all like "oh my god it's him", "becky oh my fuckin' god it's eminem", "i swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock", "please marshall please let me suck your cock", and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous, especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas, all the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes, throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage, so like every single night they pick a fight with me, but when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry, 'cause they're back on stage the next night with me, dude i just think you're tryna steal the light from me, yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me, 'cause i told him jessica alba's my wife to be, this rock star shit, it's the life for me, and all the other guys just despise me because, these chicks don't even know the name of my band, but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands, 'cause once i blow they know that i'll be the man, all because i'm the lead singer of my band, my band, alright, okay, alright, give the mic man, okay dawg, gi--come on, dude!, give me this mic!, ow, dude!, you just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?, adat? how come we don't rap on pro tools?, smash these vocals and do a performance, but we in a van and he in a tour bus, you don't want my autograph, you's a liar, and no, i'm swift, what the hell is wrong with our dressing room, 'cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal, see i know how to rap, it's simple but, all i did was read a russell simmons book, so i'm more intact, tryna get on the map, doin' jumping jacks while get whipped on my back, look at em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit, yeah i know man by himself taking all the flicks, hey i thought we had an interview with dj clue, no, i had an interview, not you two), you gon' be late for soundcheck, i ain't gonna soundcheck, but our mics are screwed up and his always sound best, you know what man i'mma say something, hey yo em, you got something to say?!), man no, i thought you was about to tell him off, man, what's up?, man i'mma tell him when i feel like it, man shut up, and you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be crew, when i was bout to talk right after you, aw, man, whatever, i swear, i swear man, these chicks don't even know the name of my band, but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands, 'cause once i blow they know that i'll be the man, all because i'm the lead singer of my band, they say the lead singers rock, but the group does not, went from sold out arenas to amusement parks, i'm gon' let the world know that proof is hot, i should cut his mic off when the music starts, hey yo what's. ready to snap on a dumbass fan, every time i hear, "hey dude i love your band.", we ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments, so why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent, and these guys acting funny every area code, proof carry my bag), bitch carry your own, can't make it to the stage, security in my way, god damn it i'm sick of this group, time for me to go solo and make some loot, i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps, 'til kon artis slipped me some crack, "lose yourself" video i was in the back, "superman" video i was in the back, for the media, i got some suggestions, fuck marshall, ask us the questions, like "who's d12? how we get started.", bitch are you retarded?, anyway i'm the popularest guy in the group, big ass stomach, bitches think i'm cute, 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff, did two and a half and couldn't get up, fuck d12, i'm outta this band, i'm 'bout to start a group with the real roxanne, girl why can't you see you're the only one for me, and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name, man, fuck this!, these chicks don't even know the name of my band. but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands. 'cause once i blow i know that i'll be the man, all because i'm the, my band, roxanne, shante, lesbian, loves me, the hottest boy band in the world d12!, i'm the lead singer of my band, i get all the girls to take off their underpants, i'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa, makes all the pretty girls want to dance, my salsa, well, look out for my next single, it's called "my salsa", my salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa, my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance, and take off their underpants, my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance, and take off their underpants, my salsa,