the adventures of al boo boo

not long ago in a place real far, i knocked this hutch at a grill slash bar, fucking up some prawns n chips, cause mac dre don't eat omelets, suckin my teeth like i'm the shit, on gin but i think it's time to switch, bar tender give me stoli with roses lime, i don't want no ice tea island long, gimmie stogies with roses n ryme, man i get that all the time, throwback steve larkin #80, i looked up n i saw this lady, on my momma, i ain't fat mouthin, the bitch looked like she could suck a thousand, but her ass wasn't really all that giant, she must have been workin her fonda diet, man you know she looked alike that filipino girl jay used to like, bottom line she was fine you don't see this kind all the time, man u know my name first is mac walked up to her put down my act, i said excuse me lady is somethin wrong, you've been starin at pimpin way too long, y do you keep on eyein a nigga, cuddie the bitch started cryin a river, i said what's wrong like a cared, she said she caught her pimp fuckin a square, i said damn you must be devistated, she said i've been with him since i graduated, but wait a minute u look framiliar, i said c'mon now look cicilia, that's the oldest line in the book, that's bunk like dope i used to cook, she said uhh don't u rap, i said yes it is i andre the mac, she said well uh if that's the case then wave 5 thow wow in my face, she said shes been my fan since she was 12, and if she was gonna choose it might as well be me, the m to tha d is that five thow wow choosein fee, now this story has 4 possible endings, is mac dre a going to a reach back like a pimp and slap the hoe and tell her bitch beat it, i ain't no rest haven for runaway bitchas, b start speaking swaheeli cause he thinks the bitch is the fuzz tryin ta pinch pimpin, c or does he p.i.m.p n tell the bitch put it in my pocket you beezie, i said look if you want dreezy, you gonna have to put it in my pocket u beezie, the bitch reached in her flindy bag and almost made pimpin grow a shag, i said god damn bitch the bitch had 40 grand kids, 10 thousand in stacks a ten i said they gonna put u up under the pen, i said we can't do this in no bar, let's talk about things in my car, who is this bitch can i trust her, took her outside to my plimyth duster, she said there's one more thing that you should know, there's one more hoe and where i go she go, i said where i come from 3 is fun and plus 1 is too close to none, twinkle twinkle, cow moo moo, i shit on niggaz, al boo boo, that might be a take