lars attacks!

, {you're on the air, hello}, area, area 51, {were you an employee or are you now?}, uh i, a former employee {former employee}, i was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago, umm dave, i don't know where to start, they're uh, uhh. they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really really soon, i landed in the forest in a '94 taurus, two thousand light years from my planet lars horris, came dizzy out the craft, head spinning, legs akimbo, mc phoned home but couldn't get a signal, lost on earth with a broken hovercraft, a head full of raps, and a super rough draft, of a reason 4.0 beat that i couldn't finish, quit it for a minute, still in the game to win it, your brother knows me, he saw me on the news, the fbi is sweating, the cults all say it's true, before i landed in your city and i started melting faces, i was up on cygnus, working on my spaceship, earth is not my home but i guess i'll stay, i really couldn't find a martian sublet anyway, back with a ginormous space laser on my back, with my finger on the trigger, city setting set to flat, i came to chew gum and i came to kick raps, but i'm all out of gum so now lars attacks, i came to smash houses and i came to rock tracks, now this block's been demolished so lars attacks, you don't know me from adam, xenu or bender, e.t. or weezy or roger, remember, just like a giant octopus i got for your esophagus, i've kicked it with egyptians and i've chilled in a sarcophagus, stonehenge, roswell, the aztecs, the mayans, crop circles, cattle mutilations, easter island, that was me but i don't regret it, they sold a lot of tabloids now it's out because i said it, don't let it get to you, because i ate your goldfish, cause i burned your house down, took your cat and sold it, this is hardcore alien hip-hop, goin on 10 years, not about to stop, watch the milky way collapse like a carl sagan nightmare, stephen hawking's texting me i'm floating like buzz lightyear, to infinity, beyond and back, bought the t-shirt, got wall-e in my rearview telling me his knees hurt, what?! no we didn't have sex!, wall-e's a robot so we can't have sex!, i came to meet jodi and make "contact", but seti crashed my mac, so lars attacks, i came to rep the bay, and kick it with the pack, but space men aren't hyphy, so lars attacks!, umm, okay, well what we're thinking of, as as aliens are, there, uhh, there extra-dimension beings, that an earlier precursor of the space program made contact with, uhh, they they are not what they claim to be, uhh, they have infiltrated a lot of uhh, uhh, uh a lot of aspects of of the military establishment, particularly the area 51, uhh, the disasters that are coming, they, ah uhhh, the militar - uhh, i'm sorry, the government knows about them, and, there's a lot of safe areas in this world that, they could begin, moving the population to, now, i came to chew gum and i came to kick raps, but i'm all out of gum so now lars attacks, i came to smash cities and i came to rock tracks, godzilla's on vacation, so lars attacks, lars attacks, ha ha ha hahahaha, run for cover