telecide

listen boys and girls, about the other world, it's just a day job, night job, odd job, nose job, hand job, blow job, rack job, snow job, boring 9-to-5 job, rather have a knob job, things get too inertial, no time for commercials, i'd rather be a clone, i guess i'm going home, to visit kojak, gong show, happy days, adam-12, edge of night, love of life, merv and mike, good times, make a deal, charlie's angels, family feud, feeling so much thinner, i need a tv dinner, i'm mad as hell and i'm not going to take it anymore, tv suicide, tv suicide, what a lovely way to die, it's a television suicide, please stand by, we're coming to you live, 'cause we got news, hot news, flash news, trash news, funny news, stupid news, comprehensive overviews, eyewitness tv news, brought to you by gucci shoes, this one is so juicy, we're pre-empting lucy, coming down the street, the sound of running feet, he's at the front door, back door, side door, cellar door, first floor, second floor, third floor, bedroom door, throws himself across the floor, turns it on to channel 4, stay tuned to this channel, for our all-star panel, i used to know him, he seemed like a regular guy, tv suicide, tv suicide, what a lovely way to die, it's another case of telecide, tv suicide, tv suicide, what a lovely way to die, it's a television suicide