malevolent conversion

would the daemon convert me, with a priest by his side, can the darkness swear an oath, can we all survive?, would the devil convert me, with the evidence of truth, can the righteous swear the oath, can we all survive?, destroy! convert! they sold us misery, destroy! convert! they sold us tyranny, destroy! convert! we love our misery, destroy! convert! plan 9 conversion, could the righteous convert me, with faith on his side, not in a million fucking years, i will survive, would the devil convert me, with the evidence of truth, can the righteous swear the oath, can we all survive, plan our conversion, oh!