deceived

, it all started off normal, no one was on a hype, but skepta had a tool and all i had was a knife, i said i'm gonna tell the truth, but they all said i should lie, but i thought why the hell should i flippin' lie for i got nothing to hide, we was all getting ready yeah, i could feel it was gonna kick off, my patience was thin already as skepta took his coat off, i think that's when it all started you know, the hype of skepta's head, and plus cause he had the tool in his hand, nothing needed to be said, all i heard was bang and i swear i heard something smashed, so i dropped the knife on the floor and i went to help skepta cause i was baffed, but then when i got there, he was lying on the floor, and the whole place was a mess, there was a little bit of blood but i expected more, we all started arguing as if that was gonna help the case, i was gonna call the ambulance but i didn't want it to escalate, yeah i know it sounds a bit dumb, i really should have picked up the phone, but i knew that any minute now we was expecting you home, when i said skepta had a tool, i didn't mean a gun, i meant a hammer, he was assembling a birthday present, he got you a wardrobe i got you a camera, then julie came home from ikea, cause she went to get you a vase, and the reason i had a knife is cause i was cutting your cake in half, then skepta started getting all hyper, started mucking about with the tools, then the hammer slipped from his hand and smashed the vase and scratched up your walls, that's when i heard the bang, i dropped the knife and went to go check, because your surprise birthday party had turned into a wreck, don't worry it was nothing major, julie was a bit upset, and skepta cut his finger, and the front room was a mess, that's when we started arguing about who was in the wrong, but don't worry i'll buy you a new vase, anyway happy birthday mum,