it's a shore thing

there's a fifty-fifty chance, that the room ain't ready, odds are, the cooler's too heavy, to tote down to the beach all by myself, i'd be willing to bet, by the end of the week, i'll pass out in room 319, and to round up all my clothes, i might need a little help, but it's a shore thing, the sun will be shinning, on my cold drink, and i'll be lying, on a miller light towel, havin' happy hour, all day long in the sand, we may never sleep, we may never leave, raise too much hell, never make bail, but in the morning it'll be alright, cause it's a shore thing, we're getting tore down tonight, i think it's safe to say, i'll make a few new friends, take us out at a bar, throw a beer on the band, toss down head into a parking lot road, and i wouldn't be surprised, if my ex shows up, huggin' all over some dude in his truck, i guess down here, that's the way things go, but i'll be fine, cause all i know, it's a shore thing, the sun will be shinning, on my cold drink, and i'll be lying, on a miller light towel, havin' happy hour, all day long in the sand, we may never sleep, we may never leave, raise too much hell, never make bail, but in the morning it'll be alright, cause it's a shore thing, we're getting tore down tonight